Ok, so, the kids are planning something with their mom. Please tell me they are gathering garlic, holy water and wooden stakes.
Hmmm…they are putting bags on. Maybe they are planning to escape so he and they need to hide.
Nice, turning the tables on Vampire. I did not see that coming.
All posts tagged halloween
Ok, so here it starts to get really weird. First vampire was like a stalker/possible murderer to the family. Now Mom completely accepts and even makes him clothes?!!! And where is dad? Did vampire kill him and now wants to replace him?
What kind of weird, sick, scenario do we have here? So, mom sees Vampire as another child? Oh, I get it. Vampire is a transvestite.
Oh, sweet. Sally is going to clean her room. What a good girl.
Seriously Dick and Jane – COME HELP HER! There is a vampire under her bed.
Of course, when they come in, he’s gone. But we all saw it, right?
Oh, Jane is going out for a walk. What a lovely place for a walk. Holy Crap! Run Jane Run! Well, Jane must be dead now. I mean, you can’t outrun a vampire.
Oh, Sally’s back, but she looks shaken. Oh Man. Sally is going to need a LOT of therapy. Possibly shock treatments.
Once again, they will all claim they don’t see the vampire and Sally will be dismissed as a child making things up for attention. Hey, but Jane’s alive. That’s a relief. Woah – I am like floored by what is happening here. Is mom a vampire? Or a fanger? (yeah, I watch True Blood)