Oh, sweet. Sally is going to clean her room. What a good girl.
Seriously Dick and Jane – COME HELP HER! There is a vampire under her bed.
Of course, when they come in, he’s gone. But we all saw it, right?
Oh, Jane is going out for a walk. What a lovely place for a walk.

Oh, Sally’s back, but she looks shaken. Oh Man. Sally is going to need a LOT of therapy. Possibly shock treatments.
Once again, they will all claim they don’t see the vampire and Sally will be dismissed as a child making things up for attention. Hey, but Jane’s alive. That’s a relief. Woah – I am like floored by what is happening here. Is mom a vampire? Or a fanger? (yeah, I watch True Blood)
Dick and Jane. My MIL bought me one. I fully believe she was trying to test my sanity. The book is for beginning readers and definitely not for parents to read aloud. Run. Run Fast. Do not read. Make you crazy.
I love how te book progresses and vampire seems to take the place of the dad. I thought he killed the dad, but then dad shows up in one of the last stories. I have to post more of them. My favorite is when the mom makes him a costume! Haha! Yet are so weird and funny! Thanks for reading an taking the time to comment Ginny!