Oh, sweet. Sally is going to clean her room. What a good girl.
Seriously Dick and Jane – COME HELP HER! There is a vampire under her bed.
Of course, when they come in, he’s gone. But we all saw it, right?
Oh, Jane is going out for a walk. What a lovely place for a walk. Holy Crap! Run Jane Run! Well, Jane must be dead now. I mean, you can’t outrun a vampire.
Oh, Sally’s back, but she looks shaken. Oh Man. Sally is going to need a LOT of therapy. Possibly shock treatments.
Once again, they will all claim they don’t see the vampire and Sally will be dismissed as a child making things up for attention. Hey, but Jane’s alive. That’s a relief. Woah – I am like floored by what is happening here. Is mom a vampire? Or a fanger? (yeah, I watch True Blood)