My Resume

Subordinate at Carter & Henry Kelly                                                      4/09 – present

Stay at home mom, children’s entertainer, pretty decent cook, semi-professional doctor, AMAZING children’s birthday party strategist, crafter, professional pant buttoner, bottom wiper, demoralized potty trainer, intermediary, amateur popsicle opener, personal valet, official Lego finder, miserable sport teacher, favorited bedtime story reader, excels at working under pressure in a hostile environment with constant interruptions, accomplished hugger/boo boo kisser.